Salutations, brethren of sport!
July 8, 2008You were probably sitting in your highback chair, drinking some refreshing Diet Coke, and tabbing through your fantasy baseball teams–did you drop this guy yet?–when you stumbled upon this neopythic blog of sport.
What the hell. “Two Dudes with Monocles”? Frock coats? Casual moustache stroking while sipping fine wines? “Sport”? Are these guys serious?
Nah, not really. We’re just goofing around, realizing that, like Starbursts and Airheads, all blogs are pretty much the same, and the only way to get really popular is to use terrible English and to type in caps while screaming about gas prices or to make stuff up. Since we both are somewhat articulate and probably know more real rumors than the guys who spread rumors, we won’t be getting popular, so frock coats and monocles it is.
I guess that’s it for now. I’ll be busy thinking up cool ways to sign off my posts over the next few days before I post my first article on sport. Maybe an elaborate story about my rise from the streets of Sussex to the monocled heights of the Internet? I’m sure the other guy will be around to write something zany shortly, too.
By the way, if you actually were sitting in a highback chair, drinking Diet Coke, and dropping Moises Alou from your fantasy team, I believe you owe me money.
-The Egalitarian
